If you were in traffic recently and you thought you saw a redneck truck with a set of plastic testicles bolted to the rear bumper and then quickly decided that you had to be mistaken, I have news for you. You did see a redneck truck with a set of plastic testicles bolted to the rear bumper.
I have a very simple alternative to putting plastic testicles one your vee-hickle… DON’T.
Luckily I’ve been seeing more and more steel balls than the plastic kind. Everyone that I teach about the “plastic problem” looks at me with horror and say, “omg we need to stop this” Then they go to the store and get a plastic bag for a pack of gum. *sigh*