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Plastic patio chairs are ubiquitous where I am living. My rented flat comes complete with five of them. If I were furnishing a place of my own, I would splurge on well designed and constructed wooden chairs.

“Portland Chair
Made from 70% Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified Eucalyptus Cladocalyx, a Teak-like hardwood harvested from a plantation in South Africa. The folding chairs are sturdy and ergonomically designed allowing you to truly relax.”

Plastic chairs suck, and not just because they are non-biodegradable and made out a fossil fuels. They make horrible noises when you are scooting them around. They form a vapor barrier for your butt. If you ever do something to cause one of the legs to bend too much, the structural integrity is gone and the chair become a veritable death trap. They blow away in strong winds….

…Ok, I just did a quick focus group and I was confronted with the argument that plastic chairs actually don’t suck. They are sturdy. They are weatherproof. They are cheap. If one blows away in a storm, you are likely to find it still in one piece next door.

Plastic chairs are sold at prices that are almost surreal in their cheapness. We had a short discussion about the true cost of a plastic chair. My wife made my brain hurt by suggesting that we should be paying the future price of the oil that goes into making the chair. The present price of oil doesn’t accurately reflect its finite supply. The environmental costs are pretty hard to quantify.

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